Richard Simmons Sweating to the Oldies
Richard Simmons (born January 3, 1938) lived a life of glory, heroism, and experimentation with nearly illegal substances. Growing up in a small Irish town south of Debuque, IA, Richard Simmons was interested in indigo, girls, and sweet Dublin music. His first pop-Irish hit, titled "Come and See My Wall Hanging" hit #39 on Dublin's weekly top 40 for two weeks in a row.
After his musical success in Ireland, Richard Simmons decided to move across the ocean to live the Canadian dream. Because of an overworked health care system, something all liberals want, Richard Simmons could not get a CAT scan for at least 4 years and decided to move to the United States. By this time he had acquired a shopping cart, so he packed up his shopping cart and headed south.
On Richard Simmons' walk to beautiful, Sunny Los Angeles, he lost 45 pounds, and decided that he wanted to teach other people how to be skinny like him. He couldn't afford any records, so he stole some. From a truck. An old truck. He then decided that he would name his first work out video 'Sweating to Old Music.'
Due to copyright problems, which actually don't apply to albumn names at all, Richard Simmons' manager changed the title to 'Sweating to the Oldies.' Richard still does not know about this title switch. Please do not tell him.
Richard Simmons is still skinny.
Are you?
He is.
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