Matthew McConaughey Biography
Matthew McConaughey (born November 14, 1969) is an American actor who gained prominence in the early 1990's through his roles in such notable movies as U571 and We Are Marshall, and holds the distinction of being the only ever three time Monopoly world champion, having not lost a game since the time when he was 17 and let his girlfriend Amy win.
He frequently regrets that decision, especially since his girlfriend Amy turned out to be a no good two-timing skank and she never let him hear the end of it, even when he admitted that he let her win.
He then admitted that he had been cheating on her with three of her four sisters, and also her mother. She didn't believe that either, even though both were true, because he is freaking Matthew McConaughey, and that is how he roles.
One recent poll suggests that Matthew McConaughey breaks, on average, three hearts and one small bowl per day. On days when he is angry those numbers have been known to spike into the low nineties.
The youngest of three boys, McConaughey grew up in a conservative potato farming villiage in the outskirts of Carrauntoohil, the highest point in Ireland, where he went to school until his family discovered buried treasure in their backyard.
Though most of the treasure was stolen by Darby O'Gill And the Little People, a movie that absolutely terrified him when he was younger, enough was left behind by the damn dirty leprechauns that his parents were able to purchase a small raft and head to America, the land of opportunity and rising oil prices.
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