Matt Damon Movie

Matt Damon Pictures Matt Damon (born October 8, 1970) is an actor, best known for his appearance in movies, in which he acted.

A good actor is like a good Quiznos sandwich. Hot and tasty. It helps to be toasted too. Matthew Damon meets all of those qualifications.

Born in New England, Matt pursued a short-lived career in pantomimicry. Though skilled, Matt found that the white face make-up caused severe rashing, as well as the more-than-occasional knee to the groin from punk kids. When his childhood friend, Ben Affleck, become a successful movie star and made a bajillion dollars, Matt decided also to pursue a career in movies.

In one of Matt Damon's first movies, Courage Under Fire, he was lit on fire and filmed riding a motorcycle through a hula hoop. The movie was a box office smash hit.

Though incurring severe burns, Matt Damon's role in Courage Under Fire led to his next hit, Bourne in September. Later, Matt Damon's movie, The Talented Mr. Ripple, had him portraying a bisexual murderer, which came very naturally to Matt. His mother reported being "very proud of her little boy."

From a nearly countless list of other movies, including three robbery movies, three assassin movies, and three movies about crime fighting teenagers with AIDS, Matt made billions of dollars, all of which was used to create a video on YouTube, which I do not find amusing in the least, but which can be found below in its entirety.

If you were left with any kind of question at all as to the exact details of the contants of the above Matt Damon and Sarah Silverman video, this chart should help.

Matt Damon Sarah Silverman Graph

If you were left with any kind of questions at all as to the details of the contents of the graph, I recommend that you watch the video, in which Matt Damon demonstrates that he has a sense of humor.

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