Madonna Biography
Madonna (born June 31, 1950) lived a quiet life in downtown Manhattan until the summer of 1997, when she was discovered recording albumns at the local Warner Brothers studio where she worked. At the time, Madonna was a janitor, and would use the equipment to record herself singing in the shower.
Upon being discovered, Madonna was thrown out of the building and into a filthy street gutter. The same street on which she lived in a cardboard box with an aluminum roof, which Madonna absolutely hated because when it rained the pattering of the rain on the roof was enough to drive a person insane, and it was even worse when it hailed, which it seems to do an awful lot when you live in a box on the street outside of a Warner Brothers studio, or at least that is what she made us believe in our exclusive Madonna biography interview.
After picking herself up out of the gutter, Madonna was given a record deal with Live Nation Artists, who will apparently sign absolutely anybody. As part of her record deal, Madonna was guaranteed all the red hots she could eat for the rest of her natural life, though if the contract is renewed Madonna could be eating red hots for much longer.
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