Angelina Jolie Gallery
Angelina Jolie (born on June 19, 1967) began her rise to fame as the fictional character Lara Croft, from the popular video game Tomb Raider. Most of her later appearances were terrible, with the only major exception being Mr. and Mrs. Smith, which was freaking awesome.
According to her recent bestselling book, "ADHD and Me" Angelina Jolie hopes someday to have her own private gallery of corn flakes shaped like each of the 50 states, the US Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, and Guam. All proceeds from the Angelina Jolie Gallery would go to helping poor orphans in Indonesia.
Angelina Jolie loves Laffy Taffy. She especially loves the jokes. Last year she submitted several jokes of her own, but has yet to hear back from Willy Wonka.
Little known fact: Angelina Jolie has a tattoo of her favorite Laffy Taffy joke on the inside of her right ankle.
"A man walked into a bar. What did he say?"
"Ow."
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